I'm a narcissistic man-child with rage issues. I suspect that I may actually be insane but it's ok because I know it.
I have myriad fears and phobias, all totally irrational but all totally real in my mind.
I live in the UK with my fiancée, a crazy dog, a moody old cockatiel and my two fish tanks. I play guitar, drums, bass and vocals and work as a sound engineer which is not as cool as it sounds.
That's about it. I may add more later.
If you want to email me to tell me why I'm wrong, tell me how awesome I am or ask my advice on an important medical issue, click the penguin.
If you have more money than sense, you can give some to me!